What We’ve Been Doing

Aprillian:

This has been my best week ever.

12/22/08 @ 2141 server time, Aprillian dinged 68.

At the advice of Glanthur and Ashayo, she headed to Northrend.  It was great and overwelming at the same time.  I enjoyed Howling Fjord, the quest were different and fun and I read the quest text.  Only got a little confused by the two quest you have to fly to.  The first time I did the bombing ship quest, I didn’t realize I was suppose to drop the bombs from the air, so I flew out and back and had to go again.  Each quest were intricate and not the normal kill and loot and return.  I loved fighting side by side with our own NPC’s.

Plenty of herbs in NR.

I loved the dudes in Baleheim, they were suppose to be these nordic giants but their hair looked like dreadlocks.  I hope we get that hair style in the game the next exp.

Joined a level 70 for the quest and she immediately popped up Free for all and so I left the group.  Plays with her boyfriend, ended up being pretty cool.

I continued to play just Aprillian.  It was very hard to do, I kept wanting to have my skinner with me or a miner.

Summoning Felguard when current one loses health.

And on Christmas eve she dinged 69.  I loved the New Agammand and the gathering of the body quest.  The one where you went into the plagued village and made one of those UC guard things and then exploded on the plagued Valkri guys was fun.

I am loving the feel of Northrend.  Got to the Tusky people, the icebergy look is cool Pumped to get to 70. Christmas day, grinding so hard in NR, it’s crazy.  Aprillian dinged 70 on Christmas even on her lunch hour

Starting to have Space management issues. Bought another Guild Bank tab for We Live to serve

Did my first Daily.  I suppose I need to go to that island now.  And no, I am no hurry to get to 80.  Went to put on my first gem and it didn’t work.

I am loving flying. Aprillian bought the Mythic Spellthread from Scryer, and made one

Encountered Queues on Sunday night.

Monday I pulled both Epril and ThePrimall and Auruk down to Nagrand.  Epril is 63 and Theprimall is 62, so they can’t do any quests, but they just followed Auruk and helped him when needed

Making money on the AH

Talked with nieces and nephews about WoW at Family gathering, way cool

Glanthur

Ashayo

Full week!

A second 80 - Asheal dings!

Topped and tailed by instance runs on Death Knights. Looks like I’ll be levelling just by running instances. Running them with 3 DK’s, 1 Hunter, and Jekle for heals. Ramparts, Blood Furnace, Slave Pens, Underbog. Already 63. Tried keyclone with two DK’s but because they are both melee, it is hard to position them

Professions: - Stopped ‘learning’ from daily inscription research. There are only 60 minor glyphs - 6 per class. You just stop learning ; it doesn’t say anything useful like “you know them all” - Levelled inscription to 425 so I can use the epic offhand. (Ponfarr PM’ed me to say that restriction is being removed in the next patch. YAY) - Cooking achievements to get over 3000 - Sous Chef - 100 recipes ; good money making in AH by looks of it

Daily quests: - “Aces High!” Wyrmrest quest opens up at 80. Fairly tricky vehicle quest (flying dragon). Much easier in a party - or dual boxing with key clones - Started doing Oracle dailies - three, but varies each day, and an achievement to do them all. Egg that hatches into things including pet or mount… waiting!

Respec! - Changed Ashayo from affliction for 1st time ever. Now a hybrid Destruction/Demonology. DPS much improved. Increased from around 800 dps to 1500. Started running some Heroics with Ashayo, and the difference a strong group makeup makes is significant.

Missing: Siphon Life CoExhaustion Dark Pact Unstable Affliction Haunt

Gained soul link Fel Domination Demonic Empowerment Summon felguard

Heroics - Azjol’Nerub ; trash on first boss tough without cleansing - humbling - Utgarde Keep - easy - Drak Tharon keep - achievements - Better off Dred, Oh Novos! (Palatinus mad tank, Onassi mad healer)

Random note of the week: Can fly onto Zepp while leaving Borean Tundra enroute to Org

Asheal has managed to heal some more instances: Ran Halls of Stone in Storm Peaks.  It includes very “Indiana Jones” type event, followed by a long lore discussion. Quite interesting! Tried helping out with healing in Riversky’s Naxx group on Asheal Managed to down 4 Horsemen, Patchwerk, and Grobbulus (first time kill)

Winter’s Veil Presents! Love having so many alts - got all the presents easily, including jingling bell and both red and green winter helpers. Had decided the jingling bell was most rare, then logged onto alliance and got four of them!

Emails and PM

From Blade

Hey guys… “Professor” Blade here…

In my quest to optimize my characters with well-put together macros, I hit a stumbling block. Also… there’s a bit of a snag coming up for hunters in patch 3.0.8… we / they are losing a fair chunk of dps. Yeah yeah… I know there arer some hunters out there that are saying ‘It’s not THAT bad’… but I will counter this naivete with ‘It’s bad enough when they’re buffing a class like Deathknights… making it even easier to /roll your face across your keyboard to win. But I digress… Ol’ Blade’s not here to rant about silly things out of his control… I’m here to give an edge to the players that still like a little bit of challenge to their game. Those of you that have interracted with me in game will probably know that I vastly prefer to play my Hunter over my Deathknight… because I find the Hunter more challenging. (Seriously! There’s are two two-handed tanking swords out there!) That said… of late I was playing around with some macros in anticipation of the upcoming nerf… attempting to figure out how to keep my hunter’s dps in the acceptable range… Aspect of the Beast.  Have you noticed the new changes to it? It used to be a pretty useless Aspect… only making you untrackable… useful in PVP, I suppose… but not anywhere else. NOW, however… it’s got an extra little boost.  +10% to pet damage. THIS changes everything. I have that little treasure up almost all the time now. I’ve also jury-rigged some macros together to cast different Aspects when I used different attacks or items… For example… whenever I mount up on a land mount or my flier, I cast Aspect of the Viper… I won’t be in combat ANYway, why not get a big mana regeneration boost while I’m moving from Point A to Point B? The problem came when I linked the macros to the spells I wanted to cast… I’d cast the spell once, and all was good, then I’d cast ot again and the Aspect would turn off! What to do?

I searched and searched and finally found my answer deep in the archives of some long-forgotten tome in Ironforge… (Not really, but it sounded good, didn’t it?)

An Exclamation Point.  ! Put an exclamation point in front of your macro text… what this does is makes the command ’sticky’ and will cast it only if it’s not on/active already. For example… here’s the one I’ve put together for pet attacks: /cast Hunter’s Mark /cast !Aspect of the Beast /PetAttack

The exclamation point in the second line keeps the Aspect going no matter how many targets you send your pet after… and as Aspects cost no mana, all you’ll see is the Aspect popping again and again as you switch targets. If you leave out the exclamation point, you will toggle the aspect on and off each time you switch targets.

Here’s another one in the event you’re hopping on and off your mount, but not in combat… /cast !Aspect of the Viper /cast Swift Green Wind Rider

This will keep your Aspect on whether you hop on or off your particular mount of choice.

Oh… as a final tip for hunters?  To get used to the upcoming nerf, play almost 100% with Aspect of the viper on… the huge damage reduction will make the 3.0.8 patch seem not so bad.

Hope that helps!

And now a little something from Ol’ Blade’s Easter Egg Basket…

With everyone doing achievements and running hither-and-yon across the old world doing the old-world dungeons, you will inevitably find yourself in Gnomeregan. As an Alliance, it’s easy to get there… get yourself to Ironforge, exit the main entrance and run west. As a Horde, you’ve either got one heckuva run ahead of you, or you can do a small quest chain starting at the Engineer shop in Orgrimmar. First you have to take the quest ‘Rig Wars’ from Nogg, then Sovik (the goblin engineer) offers a second quest that sends you to Booty Bay to talk to another engineer there (Scooty)… from Scooty you get a little device (Goblin Transponder) that will ‘port you to Gnomeregan. Getting back is an entirely different matter, though.

While killing mobs in Gnomeregan, you will eventually happen across a White Punch Card. These are used to access different areas in Gnomeregan based upon their colors. You can change the colors of the cards by using special machines called ‘Matrix Punchographs’… but that’s not the secret. Each color of card has a different string of binary code on it. I’m not going to type them all out here… but I *will* give you the translations…

White Punch Card: Thrall and Jaina sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Yellow Punch Card: If you can read this, you’re standing too close.

Blue Punch Card: The gnome king wears night elf underwear. Red Punch Card: Help! I’m trapped in a binary punch card factory!

Prismatic Punch Card: Message to Castpipe: your laundry’s ready for pickup.

Second… I know Ol’ Blade’s been a little hard on the Alliance of late… so I found this little goodie to follow the theme of last week’s bank NPCs… All you Hordies out there will have to roll lowbie Alliance toons or sneak into Ironforge like I did…

There’s three bankers… all of the Stonemantle Clan… nothing noteworthy about the name Stonemantle… but wait… it’s a first-name thing again, isn’t it! Very astute, my young apprentice… their names are Barnum, Bailey and Soleil. Barnam and Bailey are probably the more commonly known… from Barnam and Bailey’s Circus, naturally… Soleil is from the Cirque du Soleil - an acrobatic circus.

This gets me thinking, though… how much respect can I truly give the Alliance faction… when they have former circus clowns as bankers?

As always, an awesome podcast guys! Blade

PM

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Heard your last podcast. I leveled my polearm skill against one of those heroes in Blasted Lands (you said Netherstorm or Shadowmoon I think….dont know about those guys), but last night I tried again on my gun and found out (like you) that they changed that for those guys too. However, I did read about another method which I have not tried yet. Go fight the healers (monk or something) in Scarlet Monestary. They will continually heal themselves during the fight. You should use a low level weapon with low damage.

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I myself Can only barely run WOW application once on my computer at the lowest settings. How do you manage to run two or more Wow apps at once? I am frankly confounded about it

Aprillian

Had 2 sex changes - Theardrion became Epril and Rifire became Auruk

Brought Death Knights to Nagrand and did some other fp’s in Outland with Aprillian

DK can kill mobs 4 or 5 levels above them.

Decided I wanted to do some instances with my DK’s, tried Hellfire Citadel, doable but lots of time is needed and concentration.  Then I tried upper and lower Black Rock and then Strolohome in EP.  It was fun, but then I went back to Nagrand with Aprillian and Auruku

Got Ding Recorder Addon and Epril dinged 63 but it didn’t show the interface so all you see is her in a could of ding dust.  Read the info and found out how to turn on “show interface”

Got my Figure Print of Aprillian:

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Bought a Sun Scope +40 Haste for Auruku and found out he couldn’t equip it, needed a level 70 or above.  Been carrying the crossbow from Nessingwary in Nagrand.  Shoutout to Mollyshot for putting the scope on for me.

Got TheJasper up to 275 in Enchanting and now can de Outland Greens

Glanthur

Finally got to exalted with Kalu’ak.  I love the penguin!  Now I need to farm fishing.  I also got ALL of my weapon skills to 400 that I had - including unarmed.  I got the “Knuckle Sandwich” achievement.  Also got “Ultimate Triage” which was unexpected and cool.

I was affected by the Comcast/Verizon issue.  It was so frustrating!  I hope that they figure out what the cause was.  Yeah, Comcast.  <sarcasm>.

Ashayo

Ran Violet Hold on both Asheal (as healer) and Ashayo (as dps) Ran Oculus on Ashayo - lots of fun doing the last boss while flying!

Ashayo dinged 80 in Sholazar Basin (shortly after getting the Nessingwary achievements)

Levelling Mining to 450 on two miners for titansteel cooldown. Fairly easy in Sholazar Basin.

Death Knights questing in Outlands - ran Ramparts & Blood Furnace

Levelling Jewelcrafting - tough around 410-420

Levelling Alchemy - research once a week - nice trinket for level 75 - tough at 420 - green to 425, then can transmute earthsiege diamond (no cooldown!)

Levelling Inscription - learnt epic offhand at 400, but can’t use till 425

Ashayo just waiting on Crashin’ Thrashin’ Racer to complete Winter’s Veil achievements

Winter’s Veil questing is resulting in some nice presents in the mail! - tailor green suit - enchanting frost weapon - lw gloves - green holiday shirt - elixir of frost power

Emails:

Email 1 - From Blade Hey April!

Feel free to edit as necessary… I did this one a bit ‘on the fly’ and grabbed a bunch of screenshots. Let me know when it’s ‘too much’… lol

Michael

Hey guys… Blade here…

Congrats to all the winners of the contest (and kudos to those who contributed)… it’s always interesting to see the variance in lifestyles of Warcraft players… Now… Ol’ Blade’s been doing some looking around… and has decided - for all you folks that have found your way to Dalaran and are less than impressed at how laggy it is… - to take you on a tour of the sewers… Why? It’s a little less congested with mindless drones running around bogging up the server… and THAT’s just the NPCs! (See?  I didn’t say ANYthing nasty about Alliance players there at all!  “Diplomacy” for the win!)

So… find the stairs up to the flightpath… see the hole-in-the-wall beside it? That leads down.  There’s a few of these tunnels scattered around Dalaran… Beneath the hustle-bustle of the lag-infested metropolis that is Dalaran, there is a different place… Lots of darker-looking wizardy types like these guys… personally I think they’ve read one too many Harry Potter books (whatsit… “Nock-Turn Alley?”)… but that’s just me… they’re dressing to fit in, you see… The Dalaran sewers is a darker, quieter place where Ol’ Blade and other rogues and nefarious ne’er-do-wells like me can relax… kick back… and not have to pretend we’re ‘For the Light’ or other such nonsense… We’re creatures of shadows… and the sewers is a nice dark place… However… You’ll want to be aware of where you step in the sewers… there’s enough water here to hold a shark (probably for any unwary goodie-goodies that stray too far in the wrong direction… or maybe someone needs to ‘get rid’ of something… either way… Segacedi’s been here long enough that the locals NAMED him… There’s huge sewer rats… and alligators waiting to take a snap at you… Dunno what’s in that area with the big chunks of meat… maybe it’s something we use to spook the tourists…

<evil orc laugh>

Lots of rats, though… I caught one unfortunate fella while I was trying my hand at fishing… caught a couple of these Magic Eaters, too… don’t know what they do yet… Oh… while we’re on the subject of ‘Mysterious Things with Unknown Properties’, you may in your visit to the sewers find one of these ‘Underbelly Elixirs’ sitting around on the ground… they have unknown properties and only work in the city of Dalaran… I’ve heard they have transformative properties… Speaking of transformations… I’ve been meaning to talk to the locals about this level80 rat I saw… it seems he’s gathered four level 1 turtles to him and they’ve all been exposed to whatever oozes are on the ground in the sewers here… Maybe he’ll teach them some form of combat training… and they’ll grow up to become master rogues… ‘ninja’ turtles, if you will… All he has to do is name them… I’ll suggest a list of Renaissance Painters as possible choices for him… Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael come to mind…

Yep… we rogues all stick together… for example… I’ve been meaning to talk to Nisstina here about her stealthing skill… it’s not quite so effective when your pet worg pup is standing out in plain sight for all to see… But Ol’ Blade loves his fellow rogues… which is where I’m leading with my tip… a macro specifically for the more-subtle among the rogues… the Shadow Step. Now, if you’ve used Shadow Step, you’ll know that it poofs you directly behind your target - the utility of it is clearly of the most benefit for anyone that uses daggers, though I have heard of its use in Garotting someone as well - which is not dagger specific. You non-dagger folks can adapt this macro to suit your needs. If you’re specc’d enough into the Subtlety tree and use daggers, then Improved Ambush is a must-have due to its fairly massive bonus crit potential… and you will most likely have Premeditation (a talent that adds 2 combo points to your target instantly). Here’s the macro I’ve been using to a great deal of success: /cast Premeditation /cast Shadow Step /cast Ambush Seems simple enough… and they’re not all on the same timer or global cooldown, so when I pop it, and they’re all ready to go, I instantly poof behind my target, and BAM! Ambush them (most likely a crit) for an easy 4 combo points! Add a final combo point here if you prefer, I do or don’t depending on how much health my target has… Kidney Shot, then zip behind them (cause here you should have upwards of 80 or more Energy) and Backstab them twice… if they aren’t yet dead, they’re pretty darn close!

To sum it up… it’s a macro that has helped me immensely… I get awesome burst damage and have MUCH more survivability than I did when I was using two swords in the combat tree. Seriously… I theorycrafted it and attacked combat dummies and everything!

And now… Something from Ol’ Blade’s Easter Egg Basket:

Something I just noticed… when you’re in the sewers of Dalaran… pull up your map. It says ‘Circle of Wills’ in the center… anyone know anything about real-life human anatomy? The ‘Circle of Willis’ is a collection of arteries at the base of the brain that provides a number of different supply routes for blood (and nutrients) to GET to the brain… Interesting that the circular hub (with lots of fluid) beneath Dalaran is named very similarly… perhaps the ‘mind’ of Dalaran could not exist without the ‘Circle of Wills’ in the sewers providing sustenance to it?

This one’s for the Hordies out there… if you’re an Alliance player (and you know who you are…) you will either have to be really sneaky or roll a lowbie Horde toon to see this. Inside the bank in Undercity the four bankers are named Ophelia, William, Randolf and Mortimer respectively. The sneaky thing here is the fact that they all have the same name: ‘Montague’. Is it a reference to Shakespeare? (You know… the Montague family in ‘Romeo and Juliet’) Ah, my friends… that is what we call a ‘red herring’… the REAL secret is in their FIRST names… ‘Randolf’ and ‘Mortimer’ were the big shot banking brothers in the 1983 movie Trading Places with Dan Ackroyd and Eddie Murphy. ‘Ophelia’ was the love interest character played by Jamie Lee Curtis. ‘William’ is a probable reference to Eddie Murphy’s character ‘Billy Ray’.

That’s all for now…

As always, an awesome podcast guys! Blade

Email 2 from MO

blizzard might fix this by the time you record again but for the mistletoe buffs, if you make a macro you can get double buffs: ew /kiss /targetlasttarget /kiss

just make sure you target a revealer and than another revealer

happy holidays

mo PM:

Message subject:      Ctrl Alt WoW show From:     Ponfarr Sent at:     Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:59 am To:     Aprillian Message Listened for first time today on my iPod during drive to work.

The free month contest - I may have missed something, but what are you judging the entries on?

Enchanting - Is there a mod or something that can tell me if my bank mats will only make grey enchants, helping me to decide to AH those mats?

Mic Switch - I was looking online to find a gizmo that would allow me to key the mic in ventrilo using a foot switch that would replicate the keystroke. I found many, of a wide price range. Do you know anyone who uses these and could recommend one?

Thanks

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What We’ve been doing:

Aprilian

Got Aprillian in Nagrand with Rilfire and grabbed every quest I could find.  Using Cartographer and Gatherer.  Funny thing is when Rilfire arrived, she had no ammo, just had her do hunter’s mark and send in her ravager while Aprillian and her Felhunter did the rest.  Picked up the Nessingwary quest

Monday morning, off today!!    Did some of the Nessingwary quest and Aprillian dinged 66. Tuesday morning, no maintenance, just server restarts.  Sent ThePrimall back to Thrallmar to level up herbalism, she was 300+ but needed 315 for Dreaming glory in FW.  Sent Theardrion back to Kalimdor to mine thorium and truesilver for JC.  Although I’m sure I could just do quest in Outland and use all the gold I make to buy the mats I need.

I was in Dalaran with TheJasper enchanting DK getting stuff from the WLTS gb.  He was leveling by doing the speed enhancement to boots and putting them on scrolls.  There was someone in trade chat saying they were giving away all of their mats, he mocked TheJasper for being only 221 in Enchanting

Took Aprillian out in Nagrand solo on Friday, then Rilfire.

Ashayo

Witness Protection Scheme - $15 per toon!

Warlock Spellstone / Firestone - applied to weapon since 3.0.2 !! Blessed Wizard oil and Superior Wizard Oil (58) can’t apply to weapon - “too high”!

Trying to get Asheal to catchup to Ashayo - heal Nexus, dps Azjol-Nerub and Grundrak

Asheal 77 - training + cold weather flying + epic flying + mount 6800 -> 184

Matahorn dinged 80 on hunter - helped with Ring of Anguish in Zul’Drak (Ring of blood achievement)

Matahorn pointed out -explore before you hit 80 for the XP:

Ashayo the Explorer (easy with flyer)

Death Knight overpowered examples: 58 DK vs 55 Elite Devilsaur - hardly lost any health vs lvl 60 Elite stone guardian - I got down to about 60% health Soloed Baron Char ( was reasonably tough, but I’m a noob DK )

Ashayo ran Drak’Tharon Keep - FUN - turned into ghouls on last boss ; DK type attacks

Discovered you can JC dailies at 70 ; just need to kill a level 70 mob, plus some green gems.

Wyrmrest daily - can dual box after 77 with flying

Fo’ Grizzle my Shizzle - 75 Grizzly Hills

Started Sholazar Basin - quest to open flight path

Mining ; 450 at level 70 on Ashield ; saronite ore. Found a titanium at 448

Don’t forget to check for reputation rewards: Kirin Tor - Honoured - Dalaran Horde Expedition - Borean Tundra / Howling Fjord Wrymrest Accord - Dragonblight

Glanthur

Email

iTunes Review

Greetings, Aprillian and Ashayo

Please consider this my official entry into the contest.

Yours is one of about three or four WoW podcasts that I am subscribed to on iTunes, but it became my favorite after only a couple of episodes. Your laid back approach to the game is one that I can appreciate because I am a very casual player. I have been playing for a couple of years. I once thought that creating too many alts was a sign of some degenerative mental condition. I don’t know if it is or not, but at least I know now that I am not the only one that does it! Most of the other WoW podcats cater to the hardcore player who might be focused solely on one class or one activity. CtrlAltWow shows that there us much to appreciate about the game itself.

I play on the Moonrunner server. My main characters are Faluciel (70 night elf druid), Conoreyna (70 human warlock), and Either (67 night elf death knight).

Wrath of the Lich King has renewed my love for this game (it was starting to falter a bit after some glaring issues I had with TBC).

The only problem I have with your podcast is that it makes me want to create even more alts and I need to focus on my death knight!

Take care,

J

Third Place

Good evening to both of my awesome voice accented podcast host.

This email will be for entry into the Wotlk collectors edition contest. It’s a brief story on the rise of my death knight. Just a quick reason for the story if you don’t mind: I transferred servers and a friend of mind actually was using my toons name as a place holder in case we ever decided to move there. Unknown to me at the time I had to change my name and decided to spell my rogue’s name backwards (Suoidisni). Of course I soon found out who was holding my name and didn’t want to pay for another name change; however I decided to create a death knight with the original name. When I heard of the contest y’all were putting on it gave me a great chance to come up with a brief background history on how my rogue dies and becomes a death knight since the DK has my real characters name.

Side Note: Suoidisni (the newly named rogue – which is my main) is Nsidious’s (formerly the rogue main but now a death knight) sister but I didn’t have time to go into that since it was already getting long. And I know how the death knight story line ends but once again I didn’t want to have y’all reading a book.  Spoiler: Suoidisni and Nsidious reunite.

Stun – You’ve met my rogue!

Pressure builds in the confines of your grip. Blood seeps through and begins to wash dirt from your hands as you tighten the grasp around your weapon. Eye’s fixed in time, unable to move beyond their current direction. Lungs fight for each burst of air. You plead with your body to take another breath….but….it doesn’t come.

Your entire body becomes conscious to a truth the brain denies. It’s here. The sound was unmistakable…..stealth….stealth….These words reverberate as they carve their way through the dark layers of your mind.

Your eye lids slam shut. Nothing left to see in this world…quiet…sleep now….

…….

…….

There was a time I fought for the betterment of the horde. But that changed the day we killed Illidan. The battle quickly approached its foreseen conclusion when I was struck by the dark barrage.  As my life slipped away I was comforted knowing we had plenty healers with the ability to resurrect me. But the cast came to late and in those waning moments The Lich King took me….the only part of me that matters.

Now my heart is exceedingly wicked. Filled with hate, I act with no remorse. The world you have created sentenced me to this existence.

*Plagued by unclear voices in my head*

No…no this is more than I can take.

… But look what it did to me..

How can I ask for forgiveness? That which I refused to give, how shall it ever be mine? … It pushed …but …No, no you pushed… No you can’t have my heart anymore…. No you earned your spot in hell now go there and be content. Forgiveness will not be yours. Salvation shall not receive you. I will give my all to bring you death. You’ll decay in my hate. Let those you love witness your eternal damnation as they drown in your blood. I hate you, you caused this. I’ll deliver your soul to hell. I hate you… I hate you… I hate you…..

voice  “in·sid·i·ous”

I loath the embrace it has on my heart. But far beyond the sun I lay in shadows. I pray that true death finds me soon.

Another Death Knight has been born!

Suoidisni – Insidious

For The Horde… O wait wait a min!

Second Place

Hello to Aprillian and Ashayo (and Galanther - sorry on the spelling if it’s wrong),

I’ve listened to your show for a long time and I have written to your podcast before, many many lunar festivals ago.  I thought I’d touch briefly on the subjects you mentioned you were interested in hearing about ( thoughts on WotLK and “how do you manage to play WoW and deal with your home life.”) First of all, I lead a ridiculously busy schedule so there are times when I won’t even get to log on for a month or more.  Without boring everyone too much on the banalities of my life, I’ll just mention an overview of why that is.  I work 2 (sometimes 3) jobs and go to school full time.  I also spend about 2 to 3 hours per day in commuting back and forth. In addition I study, write papers, and share the responsibilities of owning a house with my girlfriend.  This leaves me with an average of just under 4 hours for sleep per day.  Last week alone I found myself awake for 41 hours strait writing term papers after I had slept just 5 hours two days prior.  Even with all of this, I love to play WoW.  I play Alliance on the Khaz Modan server, where I have two level 70’s (Amaging -Gnome mage; Evilpurger - Human priest), a level 55 (Moonguard - Draenei Pally), a level 42 (Whiskeylover - a drunken Night Elf hunter), two level 19 twinks, and my newest toon: a level 57 DeathKnight named BlightFallen. I don’t have a good enough computer to dual box but I’d love to try it.  The majority of my character leveling comes from the summer time and holiday breaks.  I have been playing from near the beginning; I started just a few months after WoW’s initial launch and have played on my own pace.  I rarely have time to spend on the game so unfortunately, I’ve never raided, played an arena, seen any sort of end-game content, bought an epic flyer, or anything of the sort.  I don’t cry about not being able to see some content or that I can’t get all of the coolest gear.  Things in life often require hard work.  I put in an enormous amount of effort into my life in the real world in hopes that someday it will pay off for me.  The “end-game raiders” that have all of their reputations maxed and nothing but epic and legendary gear have also worked very hard and deserve to have something to show for it that others don’t have.  I enjoy WoW from beginning to end.  I still enjoy the original content better than Burning Crusade although I do like what I’ve seen so far of Wrath… I also bought the BC collector’s ed. and was there for the midnight launch of both expansions.  I’d really like to win the Collector’s set for WotLK to get all of the great content Blizzard provides both in and out of the game.

Thanks again for providing a great show for me to listen to while I drive.  I am up everyday at 4am and get on the road before 5.  Have you heard the radio shows available at that time of day?  Your show, and others like it, provide me an escape from a hectic life as well as keeping me informed about World of Warcraft news when I can’t get time to play.

Sincerely,

Bryan in Phoenix

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What We Are Doing: Aprillian

Got my Death Knights ThePrimall and TheArdrion out to Silvermoon to train herbalism/inscription and mining/jc.   We ran up and down the scar collection nodes of ore and herbs.

I also spent some money buying stuff for my herbalist/inscripter

By Friday morning TheArdrion was up to 126 in JC and 161 in mining and ThePrimall was 104 herb and 160 inscribe.

When I left for work TheArdrion was 129 in JC and 204 in mining. ThePrimall was 147 in herbs. All from running around Hillsbrad and up in the caves of Alterac Mountains.

Friday I decided to get Rilfire my level 63 Tauren hunter skinner/LW trained in Skinning after 375, for 35g and took her first out to Falcon Watch to kill boars, she picked up a purple ravager.

Sat morning quad boxing.  ThePrimall in Hilsbrad picking flowers, came across an elite dragon Narillasanz, got a nice green piece for one of my enchanters to de.  TheArdrion was in the cave in Alterac Mountains.  Had spent the early morning getting JC to 200.  Sent Rilfire to Nagrand to grind Skinning and had Aprillian in Terrakor forest grinding netherweave.

Also doing exploration on Theprimall, she fully explored Arathi Highlands and Hillsbrad foothills

Saturday, decided Veyle, my rogue, should be levelled so she can pick lockboxes.  Took her to tanaris at first with The Ardrion, but the DK was too high.  So I got Primall, level 55 hunter and

Pulled out the Jasper to level Enchanting and was going to bring Velye home to make a silver rod but one of my bank alts

Ashayo

Hours cleaning out mail before it was deleted. I really should housekeep that stuff more often! Glaciuss disenchanted a bunch of level 68 gear, and got Northrend mats from them!

Tanked Utgarde Keep on Ashield

Completed the Wrathgate quest line on Ashayo and Asheal - Hint: Wait for Thrall at UC if event in progress.

Tuskarr dailies - Should be exalted by Wednesday!

Levelling mining - Need to get to 75 on Jekle and do JC dailies for tokens. Need to research new profession traits like that.

Group quests in Dragonblight - Three of them that then open up a 5-man with a nice blue reward. (Don’t start the event again by talking to quest giver!)

The Old Kingdom. Tanked by a DK. Last boss is cool - Phase out and fight each other pvp style

Quests are becoming more immersive. A quest in Dragonblight has “future me” turn up to help. Future me.. level 80. “keep us alive and get some better equipment” “look at you, no wonder I turned to drinking”

Discovering more dailes - Daily flying fight in Wyrmrest Temple in Dragonblight (can’t /follow when on these quest type mounts)

Shaman Hinterlands - old school stuff!

Re-specced my Priest from full Shadow to Holy/Shadow, with aim of being able to heal instances. Yet to try to determine success!

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Hey guys… Blade here…

I confess… I have tried dual boxing… See… the thing was… I bought my copy of Wrath like everyone else did… hung out in a lineup and everything… but what I had forgotten was that I super-jumped the gun last year… the DAY they released word that Blizzard was working on an expansion… I went to my local store and tossed them a down-payment for the Collector’s Edition. Totally forgot about it, though… and bought my non-Collector’s copy from ANOTHER store…. The local store didn’t do ‘refunds’, only ‘in-store credits’… and I didn’t really plan to purchase any other games… mainly ’cause ol’ Blade has barely enough time to play WoW let alone dumping time into console games… So I had two copies of Wrath. What to do? Totally stumbled my way through the sign-up process… and still haven’t figured out the RAF thing… (a little help?) … but I made a few new toons and have been toying around with them… I took Wolf all the way back to Orc Kindergarten to start helping another Hunter… and I’m quickly realizing that it may be a very long slog. Rolled a warlock team… and they’re kinda fun… I’m looking forward to the huge gobs of dps they’ll be unleashing in the higher levels… the new hunter, too… but I have to figure out a way to level him faster…

And now for something I like to call… Blade’s ‘Sneaky Trick of the Week’…

Tricks of the Trade… A Rogue skill you get at level 75… reads as follows: “The current party or raid member becomes the target of your Tricks of the Trade. The threat caused by your next attack and all actions taken for 6 sec afterwards will be transferred to the target. In addition, all damage caused by the target is increased by 15% during that instance.” That’s pretty nifty… naturally… you all can clearly see the benefit in a raid… the more uber-dps you are as a rogue… pop all of your damage boosting trinkets and skills… build up the charge, then pop this on your tank… shaboom… you literally FEED your tank a ton of threat! But… here’s one to ponder about… does anyone know if this works on SPELLS? Like the majority of Paladin threat? Or other spells… specifically healing spells?  Hmm… well… yeah… that puts an awful lot of potential threat on your healer… but who says you even have to attack during that 6 seconds of time?  Drop that on your caster, and stop attacking for 6 seconds… they, in turn get 30 seconds of +15% healing?  Hmmmm! Got one of those super-damage glass-cannons known as Mages?  Heck… anything that is insta-cast (or fast enough to cast a few times within the 30-second window) should benefit from this buff… Or… if you have a darn-good tank, who’s to say you can’t use this on yourself?  Or on another dps who might be a little lower on the damage list than you, my fellow ’shankers from the darkness’… The possibilities are endless…

From the Easter Egg Basket… A hit… Bambi… sorta… here’s a couple of screen shots… of Bambi(na), Bambina’s Mom, Bambina’s rabbit pal, Thudder… and their skunk pal Flora…

Oh… the 5th screenshot?  Uh… that’s just one from my private collection… I don’t know HOW that got in there…

<evil orc laugh>

A quick little FYI for you all though… clearly those characters are a not-so-subtle reference to the characters Bambi, Thumper and Flower (and of course Bambi’s mom)… but here’s something you may not have known… a fellow by the name of Felix Salten wrote the book Bambi in 1923… Disney eventually made it into a movie in 1942. Which… is a long time ago… 66 years to be exact.

And a miss… This is one you’ll have to take ol’ Blade’s word for everybody… this is apparently no longer in the game… (Ol’ Blade hasn’t talked turkey with a troll in some time…) If you played Horde… (if you haven’t you should… if you don’t… well… let’s just say there’s a special place for you…) anyway… If you played Horde previous to Wrath of the Lich King… we’re talking a while ago now… you will have toyed around with the races and their emotes… to see which ones you like or prefer… and you will probably know about the male troll’s predisposition to sound not a little - let’s call it - “rastafarian”. Typing a slash-silly command, you might have heard the following: “I kill two dwarfs in the morning. I kill two dwarfs at night. I kill two dwarfs in the afternoon, And ‘den I feel all right. I kill two dwarfs in time of peace and two in time of war. I kill two dwarfs before I kill two dwarfs. And ‘den I kill two more.” If you look hard enough, I’m sure the interweb will provide you with that very quote… This a reference to the Toyes’ song “Smoke Two Joints”… it was apparently removed owing to “legal reasons” presumably related to copyright, although it is also possible that Blizzard was pressured to cut the joke because of the content that referenced a song that made reference to drugs…

That’s enough for this week… gonna respec Blade and see if I can’t catch up a few more levels…

As always, an awesome podcast guys!

Blade

A full week of WotLK, how are we doing guys?

Contest is posted on the blog and we’ve received some entries. We want more.

Aprillian

Aprillian dinged 65 and went to train at the Landing.  Wow, expensive!

I’ve decided to move to a new server.  I can’t take the queues on ER.  I already have limited play time and having to wait even 10 mins to get in, much less 45 mins is hard.  Plus I play at work and sometimes I have to do something and I’m idle for more than 15 mins or I need to move my laptop from the office to the break room and I’m having to log back in.  I’m in the process of moving 3 characters to Lethon.  I already had a guild there named Ctrl Alt WoW.  So I’m transferring over Iwari, Auntrillia and a new Dranei DK.  Oh and I’m doing another RAF.

I have Trez, level 14 Shaman in Eversong woods killing dragonhawks for their eggs.  It’s that time of the year again.

Monday was a busy busy day.  Transferring a character is a lot like moving. You need to pack up all the stuff you want to take and make sure you got everything you need because you can’t come back.  I also had to get stuff off of my “referred account” because I was going to let that one sit unrenewed for a while.

Free server transfers.  I sent some toons to Dawnbringer.

Wed night, took off.  Hubby is at work.  Going to dual box 2 dk’s RAF from start to finish.  The Sweets Blood Elf and Belover Orc.  So far no RAF exp.  Nevermind we weren’t grouped.  There we go, yep RAF exp.  They were 59 after turning in the quest to kill the villagers and crusaders and the skulls.  Belover gave Thesweets a level, so now we’re doing the persuader quest with the sweets at 60 and Belover at 59.  Doing the horse quest was neat.  I had

Moved two DK to Dawnbringer for free.  Had to get one up to the mail box because she had the pet in the mailbox.

Unholy tree gives an extra speed when mounted and makes the one following break follow.

The ghoul pets have strange names like the warlock pet. Pebbleravager

Doing the flying thing with two is cool.  Didn’t realize I had to to start the battle at the end, I guess the last two times someone else started it.

Did one last transfer to my new RAF account. Didn’t have a level 55 on the referred because I transfered her to another account.  So I decided to transfer a level 50 over to it.  But then I wanted the pets and I had them but not the actual pet for the Netherwelp.  I checked the account page and that account only had the Wrath CE, so I searched each toon and found the actual pet thing.  I sent it to the level 50 I was transferring and then realized I had transferred a dk off at the account on to Dawnbringer and didn’t give it the pet, so I made one real quick and now am getting it to the mailbox.  Had the DK learn it and

Friday morning, got chores done, did some exercises and now have an hour and a half to play.  Goal today: Play the two RAF on ER Primall 50  and Ardrion 44 both Hunters to get them to 55, I got them to 55. At the same time I am running two DK’s on the other two clients.  TheJasper, a Tauren DK and Celeen a Dranei DK.  I’m playing on ER during the day while there are no queues.

There’s some kid in the DK starting zone who says he has no more quest and he’s 55

By the end of the morning, before I had to go to work, I had completed up to the Harvester quest on the DK and the Tauren dinged while the Dranei didn’t.  Hmm. I took them both back to Ebon Hold.  Thejasper so he can train and Celeen and Thejasper so they could get rested exp.  Every little bit helps.

And I completed two quest on Ardrion and Primal.  Well 1 and half, Ardrion finished the Ornament quest.  I didn’t take the time to let them both collect 30.  I think I’ll take them to Booty Bay after this.  And Ardrion dinged 45, yeah. Friday night on my lunch and break at work, Ardrion and Primall did the Dew thingy and Thristleshrub quest.  They eached dinged a level.

Later Friday night, Belover and Thesweets are in Durator levelling skinning and herbalism.  Kind of like the thought of the Mighty Death Knights having to level their skills so humbly.

I love the way the citizens feared themselves and cowered.

Saturday evening, did some AH stuff.  Had pulled Ardrion out of Felwood to Tanaris for the neutral ah but Primall summoned him back. We flew to Moonglade earlier to get to the Furblogs up north.  I was worried about going through the tunnel.  Primall hadn’t gotten hostile with them by accidentally killing one in Azhara.  But I guess she had gotten to unfriendly by doing the southern furblog quest and now she was able to run through the tunnel.  Noticed Primall wasn’t getting the RAF rep and also that she had a level to give Ardrion.  After she gave it to Ardrion and he got to 48, she got RAF rep but not exp.  Hmm.  Then they finished the quest and Ardrion dinged, cool.  He’s 49 and she’s 51.  Hopefully I’ll get them to 55 this weekend.

Decided to seed some realms to get the 4 year anniversary bear on characters I might want down the road. Be funny if it wasn’t worth the effort.  So they turned out to be account bound, but that only means passing to another toon on the same server on the same account, so it’s good that I seeded some extra realms.  Now I just have to visit every toon I have within the next 30 days to get the bear, so it doesn’t get deleted.  Even new accounts made today got the bear.  I wonder if it will be for everyone who makes a new account who had an active account today.

I also took some time Sun morning to use RAF to summon some new characters to places where there is a mailbox.

Ally alt on ER making a fortune on horde pets. Buying herb stuff for DK levelling, could killy Jokey for selling peacebloom and silverleaf 1 at a time.

Sunday night hubby had an office meeting.  I was determined to get the RAF pair to 55, but it’s not always as easy as it seems.  Had them in Winterspring and finshed the Furblog quest but Ardrion still needed to get to 50 to do the totem one.  So I flew them to Badlands while levelling the Jasper in enchanting.

Monday morning I took Primall and Ardrion back to Felwood.  Ardrion reached 50 so he could take the totem quest from the Furblogs in the tunnel.  Did the moonwell quests and the saber quest and the escort quest in Shadow Hold.

Got to 55 and 54 and Primall gave Ardrion a level and I made my DK’s The Ardrion and The Primall.  Got them to 58 after the ghoul harvesting.

Ashayo

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Hey guys… Blade here… What can I say… but Northrend is an awesome sight to behold… here’s a couple of screen shots from Wolftusk to show you Coldarra… and a really REALLY big tower. And Malygos. I’m feeling disproportionately inconsequential… despite the fact that I’m starting to get recognition for my contributions to the podcast from guildies! (Woot! Minor celebrity status ftw!) What else can I say? Northrend is awesome… the zones are huge - they will seem even moreso when the majority of people gain levels and spread out a little… it seems more balanced, though… so you don’t truly appreciate JUST how many people are in the zone with you… as you only ever see maybe a dozen at a time in specific areas due to how well spread out the quest-areas and quest-givers are. But gaining the levels between 70 and 80? For the “average, casual gamer”, it’s gonna take a while… 1.5 MILLION experience points to get to level 71. And with ‘complete’ quests averaging 20 thousand… it’s a bit of a slog… but with determined focus, some are hammering away at the levels… I’ve seen some Death Knights in their 73s and 74s… and I’ve heard of a few 80s already in guild and outside… The best I’ve managed is level 71 on Bladetusk,  most of the way through 70 on Skullblade… and 74 on Wolftusk… the reason for which I will hopefully be able to share next week… <evil orc laugh> I admit, I rolled a Death Knight… and it’s an interesting take on things to start as a Scourge and then break free of the Lich King’s grip and start down a purported ‘path of redemption’… oops… was that a spoiler? First impression? DKs are WAY too <deleted expletive> overpowered. Seriously.  I’ve said it before… I started playing on the DK and decided to come back to playing Wolftusk (the hunter) to give myself a challenge.  (Note to all those that missed the irony: hunters are considered - as Ashayo and Aprillian have mentioned a few times on the podcast - as the ‘easy button’ class…) I had NO idea what I was doing in one of the first quests with the DK… I had to fight another guy (I won’t spoil it by saying WHY) but all I was doing was literally button-mashing… so I’m betting I didn’t even have all the tricks at my disposal… hm… come to think of it… I haven’t spent any of his talent points, either… I still pasted my opponent into the ground and curb-stomped him three-ways from sunday… (I got to fight a Gnome… maybe it was pent-up aggression…) Come the next time I play, I’ll do a bit of reading about the skills and put the Death Knight together properly… so I can have some REAL tanking-dps goodness! Oh… and for the record?  My opinion?  The term ‘hero class’ is not (I repeat NOT) because it’s supposed to be bigger, badder, rougher and tougher than the other classes… it’s a ‘hero’ class due to the story arcs and lore that surround it. So… expect a nerf as soon as enough DKs hit the battlegrounds and enough non-DK players QQ about how OP the “hero” class is. As far as lore is concerned… the Death Knight story arc feels very ‘lore-intensive’… so it’s something I will not be doing unless I have the time to sit back and appreciate the hard-work that went into it. Speaking of story-arcs and spoilers… there is a large quest chain in Dragonblight that you will be doing when you are around level 72-73… and though I wasn’t entirely clear what was going on at the time (I sent a few queries through /gchat with mixed results) once things started HAPPENING (emphasis there… big happening) I clammed up. This is something you truly have to experience. No… I’m not gonna spill the beans and spoil it for anybody… if anyone WANTS to know about it, I’ll tell them or direct them to websites (like the AIE forums for example) that have the cutscene link for anyone to see… I just don’t want anyone QQing all over the place… I left my rain-gear in Zangarmarsh. All I will say about it is… THIS questline, story arc and resultant cutscene is the reason I have supported Blizzard to the exclusion of all other MMORPGs over the time I’ve been playing WoW. I was awe-struck for a good half-hour… and as a fellow guildie says in the forums about the scene “I forgot how to blink”. Absolutely amazing. So… Oh… speaking of Q’s (queues)… anyone else notice that they’re gone? Last week?  I was #979 and had a huge waiting time… I felt very insignificant… this week? Not a queue to be found… it let me right in… I felt like I was on the ‘A’ list…

A bit more… for those hunters who are lv69 and haven’t yet done so… find a hunter pal that HAS tamed a rhino or tame one yourself… if only JUST to see the knockback slam talent it has… It’s absolutely hilarious!  Especially when it gets a half-dozen mobs on it!

~ Oh… because it’s an interesting quest in Stranglethorn Vale (and worth a fair chunk of xp)… and then a second set of quests in Nagrand (of course I’m referring to the Nesingwary quest chains… Ol’ Nesingwary is also the target of the D.E.H.T.A quests in the Borean Tundra… and more hunting quests in Sholazar Basin (in Northrend)… this guy (and his family of hunters and friends) really gets around!

~ And speaking of the sea… here’s a bit of a mystery for you:

Is he a real person?  Hm… he must love fishing…

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Hello, as always thank you for a great podcast.

i was wondering if you are able to suggest or state what video settings you and/or the audience uses.

i have been trying to tweak my system video card settings and also in game settings but it seems like i still only max at 30 fps, with a nvidia 8800 x2 dell xps m1730 system, i have the sli disabled and i have tried every settings. i do have some addons, the usual major ones, which some of my friends suggest that is the problem, i dont want to believe that so please prove them wrong.

if you can please list all the settings that a system such as mine can be set for maximum wow enjoyment.

and yes i love to hate blizzard as i love their work and hate that they pull me back in everytime!!!

wrath is impressive or more, than burning crusade. i am slowly leveling and enjoying every pixel, well when im not annoyed about my low fps.

thank you for any assistance.

happy wowing people

MO

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Hey Guys,

I just have to say the last show was great! It was so nice having Glanthur back even if it was for one show. I don’t know if this is even possible but I think it would be great if CAW went to a three host format. I know i am probably asking the imposable but it would just be really fun.

I guess if i am going to to enter your contest I should mention my alts huh, lol. Well since wrath came out I have only played two of my characters. My priest who is currently 73 whenever my fiancee is at work and can’t play. And my 71 druid with her her 71 hunter when she can. Most of our time is just spent running around exploring (looking for ore since she is a miner/engineering) and working on our professions. That has been our experience so far with the expansion and I am loving every minute of it.

Thanks and talk to you later

Auho, Deathwing PVP

Write to ctrlaltwow@gmail.com

We will be doing a drawing in the next few weeks. Runner’s up can win either a Blizzard authenticator or a slightly used Collector’s Edition, all the disks and book and mouse pad minus the code. Since I quad box, I bought 2 regular and 2 Collector’s Edition, but I don’t need the second box. It’s nice to have even without the pet.

Aprillian

Glanthur joins us.

Issues to Discuss:

Mail was returned and timer reset, good job.

I was amazed at how smooth things went. Yes there were queues, but hey.

What We’ve Been Doing

Aprillian

Spent time levelling Iwari to 55, so my new account could get a DK.

Stood in line at Gamestop, got my c

I love my Orc DeathKnight,

Then I ran my level 30 mage out to Vengeance Landing via the zep

So much to write, hope I remember it all.

After the Wrath

I am loving my Death Knight.

I want an alliance DK, just because I love the way the Dranei DK looks, but I also want four Horde. I don’t have any level 55’s on any other server. I decided to see if I could transfer a DK to another server on another account, and it worked.

Found out from Shat the quickest way to the Zep was through Silvermoon portal

If you are grouped when you dual, each win counts for the both.

Saw a Rhino in SW, ,way cool

Still funny

Ashayo

In Outland and Northrend and on a Dark Knight

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Hello guys I don’t have much to say. I just wanted to let you know that I prefer the mp3 version of the show because my mp3 player (Sansa SanDisk) does not play mp4’s. Thank you Aprillian for taking the time and expense to host the show. And thank you both for doing it.

Auho

Lots of complaints about the file

Plans for Wed night: Aprillian will be in line at the local Gamestop handing out cards and candy and having a raffle to win a free Authenticator.

What We’ve Done:

Aprillian

Did random stuff Monday night, all pretty stupid.  Thought it would be good if Aprillian used her cloth cooldowns, but she didn’t have any neitherweave cloth so I sent her to grind out by Falcon Watch

Tues night, don’t know which pair to work on.  Then I decide I want a Devilsaur.  Auntrillia ventured into the Crater alone.  It didn’t go well.

I took my level 35 Druid, Drame and a level 30 something mage, we died

Wed morning took Auntrillia, Rilfire and Aprillian into the Crater and got the Devilsaur. It’s amazing.

I’m hopelessly lost with the RAF.   Two days left.

Decided to focus on my Mage.  I gave her some levels and now she’s 38.  Took her to the Flats,   Then she had to go to Dustwallow marsh for some Warlock quests.  Did some triple boxing with some higher toons.  She got to 39.

Got up Fri morning to play and the realms were down.  Notice said rolling restarts but ER didn’t come up for some time.  I got on my Dunemaul Alliance toon.  I had a level 2  on the main account running around with a level 9 in the Dranei starting area.  I knew I had some levels to give but got him to 6 before I got to give him 3 levels.  I changed to my Earthern ring account and my RAF was over.  I felt all alone.

So I thought I guess I should focus on getting to 70

Figureprints

Ashayo

Still trying to get the epic undead chest piece for Hiide, which means Glaciuss has been collecting more void crystals. Alot of fun to AOE the undead - am now revered with Argent Dawn on both Pally and Warlock. Cleared a couple with Mata, who got his Rogue geared. Cleared a few with Tarqq, Deirdrea, Sigurn and Johnni

3.0.3 patch - 3 sec broom cast time Updated Ark Inventory - search function

Working on achievements with Ashayo - Snuck into Zul’Gurub to get the fishing achievement - Working on Heroics - Completed daily cooking achievement - Completed Nagrand achievement - only needed 1 quest, and had real problems finding one - Stratholme ; quested too to get trinket that increases vs undead damage

Jekle got ZA achievement ; wondering if I should’ve made my healer the achievement toon.

Guild MC run - 9 red core hounds, including one for Hiide!

Black Temple run - Downed High Lord Naj’entus and Supremus in our first night there. Sunwell Plateau Suicide run - Wiped over and over on trash ; even after finding Eye of Kilrogg ‘exploit’

ZF with Shaman

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Hey guys… In response to your request - as you know ol’ Blade will deliver when asked - I’ll tell you all about how my family reacts to my Warcraft play… Now… ol’ Blade works hard at his job and at school… and I don’t think it’d have been possible for me to have gotten Bladetusk or any of my alts to lv70 without someone as understanding as Mrs. Blade. Before you ask… no she doesn’t play, yes she does listen to me rant about the few things that might irritate me in the game (mainly how I think there should be a curfew for Alliance toons)… and she does so with one-part patience and two parts skepticism… yeah she’ll listen - and even offer advice now and then… but By The Fist of My Old Uncle Throgg is her tongue sharp! So I get support… she reads and does her own projects while Ol’ Blade is mercilessly cutting down beasts and Alliance in Azeroth… but I’d better have the dishes done before I do… That leads me to our two ‘kids’… kittens we named ‘Goblin’ and ‘Sprite’… ironically, the names had nothing to do with the World of Warcraft… Goblin is a jet-black kitty, and Sprite his little sister… When they want attention, they will stop at nothing to get it… clutching at cables, crawling on keyboards… and crawling up Papa Blade’s back… the list is endless… We chose their names because of the fact that we have a fey-like garden in our backyard with ponds and flowers and trees… ‘mystical’ the elves would call it, I guess… Though I have to say… Ol’ Blade cuts down the grass just as mercilessly as he mows down the Scourge…

A few things from me… and Ol’ Blade’s a man of his word… a shout out to Jusdoit and Soxie of the Ghostlands server… for helping me clear some bagspace by taking some non-combat pets off my hands (on Wolftusk) and for cluing me in to an interesting achievement that I think Aprillian might like to get started on: 50 mounts = an Albino Netherdrake!

Now… some Easter Eggs to whet your appetite… In Nagrand, at the Nesingwary Safari site, there’s a crashed plane nearby… if I recall correctly, it should have an engineering vendor right next to it named ‘Pilot Marsha’. I wonder what those snakes are doing crawling all over the plane… is this a reference to anything…? <evil orc laugh> Now… back to Thunder Bluff with you… head to the Pool of Visions and talk to Clarice Foster (if I recall, she gives you a quest to take a necklace to her husband’s grave in Silverpine Forest… but notice her name? Now harken back a few years (to 1991) and the movie Silence of the Lambs… and Jodie FOSTER’s character… CLARICE Starling… Oh… look closely at the NPC… her lips are sewn shut - perhaps an homage to the movie poster? Hmm…

I know I said I’d go into details about the hunter pet trees this week, but I think this email is long enough… so I’ll leave you with a few hints on how to more-easily tame your various and sundry pets that you can now get as a result of the new Beast Mastery talent tree… The first one… something obvious for those level 20 and above… Freezing Trap… if it doesn’t resist, your future pet will be immobilized and 3/4 or more through the Taminig bar before it even has a chance to attack you… very very easy way to do it… And for those of you not quite at level 20 (the level at which you learn Freezing Trap) have faith! There’s a quest in Sen’jin Village at level 5 (the lowbie Troll area in Durotar) wherein you have to go and gather ‘Intact Makrura Eyes’ and ‘Crawler Mucus’ for Master Vornal. The REWARD for this quest is something called ‘Really Sticky Glue’. Toss this at your future pet and then hit the Tame button right away… the critter will be held fast to the ground where you hit it with the glue… voila!  A new pet! (I hear this stuff is really awesome to use in PVP as well!  Woot!) Of course… there are other ways of snagging or ‘rooting’ a future pet… Netherweave Nets… Gnomish Net-Guns… the list goes on… but these two methods can be used - specifically by lowbies - to catch pets with little-to-no risk of harm. Happy hunting!

That’s it for now… as always an awesome podcast guys! Blade

Going to see if this will help those who need Mp3 versions of the podcast.

What We’ve Been Doing

Aprillian

Aprillian was still stuck in limbo.  I would log on to her and get kicked off the server immediately.  I solved the problem by logging on on a different client running on the same computer, some file must have been corrupted.  Then I logged back on

Tiiaa, the mage that accidentally dinged 30, went to Silvermoon to get her chicken, there are Skeletal soliders and Spectral Undead there.

Don’t go AFK, you’ll come back and be a zombie

Deicded to do some questing with Primal and Suyna, well at first it was to get shards for Iwari so we went out into Badlands, but the mobs were too low for Iwari.  But Primall got the Sigal of the Earth quest, which is one of my favorites.    I decided to ride them out to the Elite Whelplings figuring Iwari would find something she could suck.  We got out to the first small whelplings

Saturday night queue for ER

Someone pst me about using my alts to get feed for the Chicken Quest.  So I headed to Westfall when I got there, there were a bunch of guildies

Dreamed about Zombies all night long.

Auntrillia got the zombie brain.

Losing track of who needs what and really silly trying to get all the candy on all 30 something alts.   Still getting the minor glyphs for Vapril, although she ran out of the parchment while she was in outland.  Had one of the mages port to Thunder Bluff then get summoned back to Outlands.

60 toothpicks on one toon.

Been getting levels left and right, kind of nice because it’s across board.  Got excited about Weea getting to close to 30 because she would be my first undead.  She did all of the candy quests and was a third to 30, so I had everyone send her their wool and silk cloth and with a couple of turn ins, she was able to get to 30.

I realized Iwari needs to get to 55 or else I will only have 3 DK’s.

Any use in Bobbing for Apples?

Figured out that the pumpkin thing is once a day.

Spent over 100g on the AH getting herbs for Vapril to level up Inscription, correction 200g.  Crazy.  Later I would regret this time spent.

Woke up Sat and realized the Hallow’s end ends today at 4am

Keep bags full, have two toons with herbalism, one with bag full collects gets points then second one gets herb

Panicking Saturday.  Everything is over at 4am.  Running Iwari around to get all the candy with Primall, realizing she needs to be 55 and this a fast way to get her there.

I kept getting disconnected at work.  It was almost surreal.

Saturday night I had planned to be up until 4am, but ended up conking out before 1am.   I did get the candies of Azeroth finished on a lot of characters including Iwari and Treshel.  Treshel dinged 58.  Of course she’s not getting much attention because she’s not on the RAF accounts.

Invited Blade into the guild.

I created aliases of my game applications and gave them names.

Sunday, back to normal.  Felt weird not logging in to each character to TOT.

Tay, Ally AH Whore, got an email from GM with pets enclosed.  They thought I had accidentally deleted pets and they restored it.  I took a screen shot of the actual error and emailed it to them.  Then I got a whisper from a GM.  Turns out the problem was old pets, so I spent almost an hour putting pets up and then moving the ones that had problems.  Then I got fresh ones from my horde side, at the same time I found out how to use the new Auctioneer.

Ashayo I enjoyed the zombie invasion ; a refreshing change to the predictability of world events. Hiide got infected and took the portal to IronForge, which resulted in a disconnect. Was told that holding down W while logging in won’t get you disconnected. Being in a completely over-run Orgrimmar and trying to avoid dozens of zombies was fun!

Ashayo bought all the trinkets from the AD qtrmaster - Argent Knight bubble-hearthing is hilarious. Also ran Kara on Ashayo to get the batling pet.

Jekle - ran with Bippers doing Mount Hyjal, and we got the 1st boss down - Rage Winterchill. Also did my first full clear of ZA

Ran HH over and over and over ; never once saw the mount drop. ( Got a screen shot of 12 dead HH littering the GY) Got a broom in the last hour, so I’m happy!

Realised I should be doing the Scourge events on my other 70’s to help gear them up. Got the pants of the rare mobs for most toons (including 62 mage) Bought the gloves and shoulders of the Qtrmaster. Getting the chest peice is a little more challenging. Farming the rares with hunter/mage to DE - 24+ void crystals Cleared several full-health necrotic shards and the elites with Muerten - pally+warlock AOE ftw (even pulled two at once just coz we could)

Cowwoman got dark whelping in Dustwallow marsh while questing with warrior/shaman

Achievements - Exploration ; just missing one or two areas in most zones, collecting herbs as I go - on my broom of course.

Other Stuff to talk about

Contest for WotLK CE - Stories

Recording from the store the night of the release

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For the Alliance!

Hail, my friends.  Just wanted to give you some thoughts on 3.0.2. First, it’s all about the little things.  The fact that boats now have crews makes the game that much more believable.  I mean, who was driving the boats all this time?  LOL.  Also, I LOVE the new Paladin judgment/seal system.  It’s so much easier than before, and it’s making my AOE grinding paladin, Arlaerus, so much more fun to play.  Plus, with marksman hunters, the Rapid Recuperation talent, combined with the Rapid Killing talent, I’ve not had to use my Aspect of the Viper yet while grinding.  Combined with Go For the Throat, my pet is always full of focus and I’m full on mana.  Naga beware!

Also, I love the new Achievements system.  I went to Glanthur to see how close to “World Explorer” he was, and I was surprised to see that after three years of playing WoW, there were still parts of Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor that I had never ventured.  Now though he’s all set for Northrend.

Currently Arlaerus is level 65 in Zangarmarsh and I’m hoping to go into Terrokar Forest soon.  Nagrand is my favorite zone in all of Outland, but I won’t be ready for that till I’m 66/67 I think.

Oh, and poor Arlaerus got the urging for brains!  I was one of those players that felt the plague was cool until I got infected.  By the time in the event I finally did catch the plague, the countdown was down to 59 seconds.  You try getting to an Argent Dawn healer from the Lower City in less than a minute while fighting off zombies.  LOL.

I also had a great time running SFK with Aprillian on Palanor.  He now has some great blues, and once I get Arlaerus to 70, I’m going to focus on getting Palanor to 30 to get his chicken mount.

Anyway, I also wanted to comment that the podcast now sounds so professional.  I hope that once real-life calms down a bit, I can start to become a regular contributor again since it was such an honor and a privilege to be a part of the Ctrl Alt WoW podcast.

Oh, and one other thing, a few episodes back you talked about how annoying it was to get to the Warlock trainers in Stormwind.  A little bit of lore for you…in Alliance NPC culture, warlocks are not looked upon to kindly by the Alliance.  Stormwind has the largest cathedral in Azeroth, and is dedicated to preserving the Light and all it stands for.  You can imagine that in the NPC culture, Warlocks don’t fit in well with either Ironforge or Stormwind culture.  Just wanted to share that cool little tidbit.  All right, take care, keep up the good work, and let me end the way I began…FOR THE ALLIANCE!

Glanthur

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Hello again, even though it is Friday today and the greatest holiday of them all, yes Halloween, however I have sad news. 11 days, that is the sad news. i have 11 days until my refer a friend wonderful xp bonus runs out and than i will have to go back to the past and just play one character and just gain measly normal xp.

i am doubly sad because i dont know what to do. i have created so many alts that i have scrambled my brain so please shed some light, should i just concentrate on getting the close characters that are around lvl 30’s to lvl 40 or i dont know, please let me know and maybe i can get some production out of the days left.

thank you as always and happy trick or treating.

– Mo

Feed Issues

I know you guys switched podcast feeds, but I only see the podcast being posted in Mp4 format……is that how its going to stay?

ron

Good morning Aprillian and Ashayo

You guys must have changed over to a new set up.  Unfortunately I can not longer listen to your pod cast here at work because of the change.  I listen through Google reader and I noticed that you can subscribe through Google reader which I did, but once I tried to play back the episode, nothing happens.

Just a FYI for you

Patrick Sorry you are having problems Patrick, we did change our feed.  Our new feed is: http://ctrlaltwow.podbean.com/feed

And the new website hosting the feed is:  http://ctrlaltwow.podbean.com/

Hopefully that will help.  The old company shut down.  I tried to do everything possible to make the transition as smooth as possible.  Thanks for letting us know.

Aprillian and Ashayo.

We start off with a discussion of the Scourge, good or bad?  Fun!

What We’ve Been Doing

Aprillian

Right after recording, I logged on to my “Scribe” because I had remembered the cooldown and I learned a new minor glyph for warriors.  I’m loving it. Did some HH in Brill and Razor Hill.

Sunday night I got caught up with getting everyone around to get the xp in all the pumpkins.  I was alternating summoning alts on the ref and mast account and then getting fps and then doing it again with different pairs and of course getting flight paths

Tuesday I got my “new” MacBook Pro.  It’s not the newest one, but for $1400 I got 2.5gh, 250 gig hd and 512 vram.  It’s big and smoking. Dual boxing with cellular modem is like buttah.  Then I finally solved what I considered the Holy Grail of my Dual Boxing.  I suppose when you are living alone, the sounds of WoW are not an issue.  When Hubby isn’t home, I usually have both computers turned on.  When he’s home, I put the headphones in one and put the other on silent.  This is okay but sometimes I turn and look and find that one is being attacked and the sound didn’t carry over.  Plus on one computer I sometimes have a podcast playing.  I tried cables that would join the two sounds but often I would get an annoying hum.  I solved the problem with a DJ Mixer.  I know it’s overkill but both computers are plugged in and cued and it works great.

Wed morning ER was down so I logged on to my ally toons on Dunemaul.  Level 6 Dranei Warrior and Nelf Druid.  Perfect opportunity to get them some levels.  We did Azure Watch and Exador and then the nelf hearthed back to the Nelf starting zone and then we ran to Darnassus, so easy, and then caught the boat to Auberdine and then another boat I thought to Menethel harbor, but noo, it took us to SW, how convenient.  Got them to level 10

Wed evening had Auntrillia running around Outland, ran her and Aprillian to Netherstorm and then summoned alts from Rilfire to low level toons.  Love Netherstorm.  Got Squashling from Treat bag on 3 alts.

Ran out of soul shards. Aprillian got a quest out of

Horseman in Brill is hard, due to cart, easiest is Falconwing Square.

Looks like a lost a bit of what I did since Wed, so I’m going forward and try to fill in the gaps later.

Saturday night, some lower level toons are finishing up the baskets in Kalimador or Eastern Kingdoms.   I should probably be focusing on finishing it with Aprillian, who dinged 64, Auntrillia who dinged 65 and Rilfire who dinged 63.

Downloaded and installed a mod called Multiboxer - but it has a funny side effect, it changes the tool bar to the #2 row. Ashayo

Scourge attacks! - Started at 10 mins , down to 2 for disease - Necropolis hovering over towns ; epic “vs undead” gear (tough to tag ; heavy competition!) - Quests at Lights Hope Chapel. New boss in Kara

Decided I’d limit working on achievements to just Ashayo. - Jenkins - LBRS - UBRS - Hallows End ; yes, including the 50 G.N.E.R.D kills. - Scholo (Stigg was going for book worm achievement) - Heroic Magisters Terrace ( nice chest peice too )

Jekle and Hiide completed Tricks and Treats of Azeroth (interesting that Blizz include Outland in ‘Azeroth’) Ashwhack and Asharmin also completed - went from level 36 to 38. Thanks to Aprillian for summons to BE and Netherstorm Ran HH so many times I lost track. Have not seen mount drop once!

New discoveries - Inn keepers now sell level 70 and 75 food ; better than the old 65 food/drink - High level mobs not chasing as far/long? - Putting out the fire at Falconwing Square is *alot* easier than at Brill or Durotar - Don’t need Falconwatch FP to fly Shatt to Thrallmar.

Raiding & Instances - Ashield tanked Kara tonight (awesome heals by Shojobeat) Got the Arcanite Ripper (Tenris Murkblood - new boss) Also belt and gloves (was green, to horror of healer) - Jekle tried Mnt Hyjal with BiPs. Almost got 1st boss down - Rage Winterchill.

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Hey Guys… Blade here… As now you both know, I’m in the process of deciding to make the move to Earthen Ring… and full-time school plus work leaves me previous little time to play the game, let alone do anything spiffy like running a guild to any great degree. So I bit the proverbial bullet… plus… as I said to Ashayo earlier in the week… someone’s gotta help get Aprillian to 70… and ol’ Blade is feeling a little altruistic… <evil orc laugh> To that end… I’ve spent what time I have had in the game this week both learning and being amazed by the new talent trees (which I will get into shortly) and avoiding the major cities like (and because of) the plague… Happy Hallow’s End!  Just don’t kill the glowing green cockroaches… First… as per usual… a weird and wacky tip… There’s an achievement that is listed under the ‘Feats of Strength’ for those that had pre-existing toons… I’m not sure if it’s visible for newer toons, but I’m told that it’s still possible to get this achievement… But it’s more about the non-combat pet: The Bloodsail Parrot… See… this one’s easy… don’t do ANY goblin quests (Ratchet, Booty Bay, Winterspring, etc) and avoid any contact with them… that will leave you at Neutral rep with the Goblins and Hated rep with the Bloodsail Buccaneers. From there (yes, you’ll have to be at least level 65 to have a hope of getting this accomplished…) open your reputations tab on your character sheet, click on the Booty Bay rep tab and click ‘At War’ Now kill the goblins in the towns they’re in… the bruisers are worth something like 25 reputation each… any civilians are worth 1 rep each. From Hated, you have to push your way all the way to Friendly… not too far… only about 1080 (or was it 1800?) goblin kills or so… Which is why you almost want to plan this in advance… it’s another 1300+ f you have to start from the bottom of Hostile. Note:  this is probably NOT advisable if you want to ever a) be an engineer or b) participate in the Sunday Weekly Fishing Extravaganza… so be SURE your mind is made up… Be aware… the bruisers in Booty Bay can net you, they have rifles for ranged attacks if you get too far away from them and they hit like trucks… they can also knock back and stun on occasion… so you’re in for a bit of a fight… probably a suicidal mission for any cloth-wearing players out there… I’m sure it’s possible… but I’d be prepared for a little bit harder a time if you aren’t on the better side of ‘elite’… Also (there’s more?) when you become ‘Hated’ with Booty Bay, a bruiser will spawn when you attack a civilian (so I’m told) making that kill THAT much harder… so be especially cautious when taking down civilians… but at 1 rep each, they probably aren’t worth the effort anyway… Assuming you have the patience of a proverbial buddhist and manage through sheer force of will to get your reputation with the Bloodsail Buccaneers to Friendly, go and talk to “Pretty Boy” Duncan on the beach outside Booty Bay. He’ll give you a quest to talk to Fleet Master Firallon who will give you a task of some difficulty… as if this wasn’t difficult enough… Oh well… you’ve made it THIS far… time to go kill Baron Revilgaz and Master Seahorn (the two Booty Bay ‘bosses’ above the inn - right next to the Horde flightpath) Assuming you are successful, hit the water swimming, head back to the Fleet Master and he’ll give you one of the more rare items in the game: the Bloodsail Admiral’s Hat. I’m betting that it will be something of a novelty on just about any server you could play on… mostly because most people aren’t insane or simply don’t have the time it would take to accomplish this goal… But for those that do… they get a nifty red-and white trimmed admiral’s hat with a skull-and-crossbones motif… that lets you summon a non-combat pet! The Bloodsail Parrot!

On the topic of insanity… I reworked my hunter’s talent tree into the new Beast Mastery tree… and it’s got to be one of the coolest things I’ve seen in a while… I beleieve I have heard on more than one occasion the 3.0 patch being referred to affectionately as ‘The Hunter Patch’. Some things about the patch are good - Wolftusk’s new wasp pet named ‘Sikorsky’… and ‘Fluffy’ the two-headed white Corehound… to add to the stables with my very first-ever pet in the game… Cuddles the (used to be named ‘Death Flayer’ Durotar scorpid). As a frame of reference, I picked up Death Flayer/Cuddles when the pets all had their own attack speed… he was a rare and valuable pvp one, as he was considered a ‘tank’ (high high armor) and had poison to stop stealthing rogues… AND had a 1.6 attack speed… faster than some cats (and most other pets) way back then… So be adventurous!  Play with the pet trees… and find a few pets that really suit your style of play… Oh… just one thing… If you DO happen to get yourself a Corehound pet… either outside of or from inside Molten Core.. please please PLEASE dismiss it when you’re in a city… there’s nothing more irritating than standing at the Auction House and watching your screen shake and tremble as some noob Hunter runs by with his newly acquired Corehound pet… for some reason, the Corehounds shake the ground when they walk… but the T-Rexes don’t (and they’re easily twice as big)… Ah well… to each their own, I suppose…

As always, an awesome podcast guys… Blade

Ctrl Alt WoW Episode 84 - Another World in World of Warcraft

36 Boxer:  http://www.ripten.com/2008/10/10/wow-whore-has-36-accounts-raids-by-himself/

What We’ve Been Doing

Aprillian

After all I thought about doing, leveling my 40’s to 60, I decided to get my 24’s to 30, and then decided to level my alliance toons.  Sacrilege I know but think about it.  How else would I endure the alliance?

Levelled my 8 lock to 14 and my Pally to 16 and 18 Tues.  Wed, we are back in the Dranei area and a level 70 ne shows up and hits a kill, I chastised him for lowering the xp.

Thursday night, again on Kapril Dranei Pally and Aloq Human Warlock, got them to 24 and 22.

Did some PTR.  Transfered Aprillian over and got hair cut, found out that once she learns the nether welpling, she can mail it to another alt, even though I transfered her to that account from the actual Collector’s edition.

Friday Morning, Aloq has the succubus quest and she has to go to the Barrens, Camp T.  How crazy.  There was a gnome warlock in the training area (which was very hard to find) in SW, who said to go to Darkshore then Ashenvale and run to the Barrens.  I thought I would go to Menethil harbor and swim to ratchet.  But when I got to menethel, there were a bunch of quest, so I picked them all up and started questing.  It was weird because they were all quests I had never done.  We went out and did the murloc quest and some of the crocilisk.  It was a different experience going through at levels 22 and 24 as oppposed to 1 to 5.

Friday morning I decided to get the fp at SW.  Kapril had been there, I think she did the swim originally to get to Ratchet.  Aloq had her hearth set to SW.  So she hearthed there and summoned Kapril. When they went at SW, they discovered they had the fp at BB

Realized I need to save pet  income for mounts

Ashayo

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Hey hey! If you have a soundbyte of the orc laugh, it’d be a great filler for the section below after “You die!”

Michael

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Hey Aprillian and Ashayo!

As promised… the paladin ranged weapon… AND a bunch of easter eggs! Yeah… I know what you’re thinking… ‘but Pallys can’t USE ranged weapons…’ Ahh… but there’s a way around that little snag… let’s call it a ‘convenient oversight’… First… your character will have to be at least level 47 to start the quest chain… and no, you don’t have to be a paladin specifically… I just mentioned it as a ‘paladin ranged weapon’ as most paladin players that push their way through this quest are more than happy with the end-result. Head to Un’Goro Crater… and snoop around (62,68)… or for those who don’t have coordinates, it’s an area in the southeast… little mini-lakes and lots of raptors… You’re looking for a Wrecked Raft… it’s the quest giver (of sorts)… The quest is called “It’s a Secret to Everybody”. Accept the quest and then turn around and look in the body of water right next to you and the boat… you’ll find a small pack. Open the contents of the pack, then go talk to a gnome named Linken (44,8) at Marshal’s Refuge. Linken will be all confused and send you to talk to Donova Snowden (31,45) in Winterspring… she will give you the Videre Elixir quest. Next go to Ferelas, talk to Gregan Brewspewer (45,26) who wants you to go north and get some Evoroot… but there’s a catch! It’s guarded by a gnoll and it seems impossible to get past him… you can do one of two things… either a: buy some bait from Gregan or b: sneak up around the back way jumping up and over the wall… yes, it’s possible, I just did it the other day… Here’s a link for you… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oI3iefJ3_w Yes, it’s technically an exploit… but it seems to be legitimately possible… in either case… you can buy the bait from Gregan… so both ways will work. Back to Gregan with you… and get the Videre Elixir from him. So… with your Elixir, go all the way back to Winterspring and talk to Donova again… Now go all the way south to Tanaris… to the graveyard outside Gadgetzan… and drink the elixir…

You die!

Mwah hah hah hah haa haa haa!

Now… would ol’ Blade be so cruel as to send you all over the map just to kill you off? Well… yes… but I DID promise you a paladin ranged weapon… so don’t rez right away, but instead take your ghost-self and run north to (53,23) and find a fellow spirit named Gaeriyan… then back to your body, resurrect yourself and right-click on the tombstone in the graveyard… mouse over them if you don’t see it right away. Now… head back to Linken in Un’Goro Crater again, then up and into the cave to talk to J.D. Collie (41,2) She sends you to Felwood to talk to Eridan Bluewind (50,82)… who sets you the task of collecting Silvery Claws from the local predators (bears and wolves)… they’re around lv47-50ish… I found what I needed around the area slightly north of the road to Bloodvenom Post… Now head up to the Irontree Woods and kill Irontree Stompers for the heart you will need… the trees are slightly higher level then the wolves and bears… once you have it, head back to Eridan Bluewind Now… this part’s a little involved… head to Tanaris (70,49) - the area just past the pirates - and open the backpack that Eridan gave you… stand in the circle of rocks and use the Book of Aquor Aquementas will appear… he’s lv54 if memory serves me correctly… but you don’t have to kill him… you receive the Silver Totem of Aquementas as soon as you engage him… you can run if you’re not high enough level to take him down (or if you didn’t bring a few high-powered friends to clean his clock…) Return to J.D. Collie with the Silver Totem and then to Linken. Now comes the tough part… the mob you have to take down is named Blazerunner and he’s at the top of the volcanic mountain in the center of the zone… it might be a wise idea to equip the totem in your offhand and drag it to an open slot on your toolbar or a hotkey… you’ll most likely be needing to use it more than once… Ya see… Blazerunner has a blue aura around him… when that aura is up, he takes NO damage. None. Nada. Nil. Zip. Zero. The totem, however, dispels the aura… so as soon as you start the fight, use the totem on him! Oh… be wary of his knockback ability… he can easily punt you right off the mountain to your death if you position yourself wrong… some say to fight him inside the cave… but so long as you have your back to the wall or to the cave opening (as opposed to having your tail wagging in the breeze and facing him while HE is in the cave) you should do alright… Hmm… at this point… I feel it’s only right to mention that not only is he completely invulnerable with his blue aura… even when you disenchant his buff and make him susceptible to damage… he’s STILL a 56 named elite… and hits like a truck… so bring a few friends… and be careful of the adds up here… lv55ish fire elementals… plus the lava will burn you if you decide to take a swim… When he finally dies, head to the back of his cave and loot the chest that appeared to obtain the Golden Flame… and return to Linken. You’ve done it! Now for the part you were all waiting for… You have the choice between a 33.3 dps mainhand sword or an offhand that increases healing and spell damage by 20… Not bad items, overall… but you’ll probably be getting much better very soon once you hit Outland in a very few levels… However… the item we’ve just criss-crossed the continent a dozen times to get? Linken’s Boomerang! It’s a trinket!  When you use it (3 minute cooldown), it flings a magical boomerang toward the target causing 113-187 damage… and it even has a chance to stun or disarm them! Yeah… ok… it’s not a ranged ‘weapon’ per se… but it’s quite the addition to a paladin’s arsenal… considering they only get one ranged spell (and that’s a talent)…

And this week’s easter egg?  I should think it’d be obvious… but for those that have never played it, the ENTIRE quest chain is an homage to Nintendo’s Zelda and Link characters… Linken is Link The Golden Flame looks suspiciously like a triforce… The act of baiting the gnoll is actually something you do to get past a guard in the very first Legend of Zelda game… Even the quest names share the theme… “It’s a Secret to Everybody”… “It’s Dangerous to Go Alone”… Oh… and with each part in the quest chain granting around 5000xp… we’re talking in excess of 60,000xp JUST for completing the chain… that’s NOT including any xp from killing mobs or discovering any areas in zones you haven’t been to yet…

So that’s it from me for this week… let me know if you or any listeners have any other things you’d like to know about… and ol’ Blade will do his level-best to find the sneakiest, most-underhanded nefarious way to go about it!

As always, an awesome podcast, guys!

Blade

Email 2 as always thank you for a great podcast,

my first character was a warrior so it has always been my favorite class, even though hunters are so fun and easy to level.

regarding your warrior bar issue, if you are not using bartender 3, which allows you to have 3 separate bars for each individual stance,

if you use the default wow action bar, when you go from one stance to another, that also uses its own bar, on the bottom left connected to your numbers, so all you need to do, as you stated, place the different skills in the spot that will allow you for quick clicking.

i prefer berserker stance always, so for me its easy, but i know others like to switch stances.

and so you 2 know, you have converted me to the dark side and i started playing 2 characters at the same time, still dont know why its called dual boxing, just another weird wow acronym to me, but i am hooked, and i to dont know what i will do once my refer a friend runs out as it is so much fun to quest and get triple xp.

have fun and hope to experience your fun server one of these days, and your guild as well; i do have a hunter of course on your server

thank you
– Mohammad Ouranos

hello again, i forgot to mention, i also joined the iphone fun and i love it, if you have not already try the app armory spy lite, its free and as it is called you can see the armory, pretty cool

also, wowtalent is another app and you can play around with the different talent trees.

please let me know what apps you like and also if the listeners have any app suggestions.

i am an appaholoic as i have over 70 apps!

yes we all have issues.

thank you
– Mohammad Ouranos

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